Cyrenity : : Wendy Tomlinson

2009-06-07

Mark Egan: 'Rapper Kanye West does not read books or respect them but nevertheless he has written one that he would like you to buy and read.'

The Alberta government passes Bill 44, which forces teachers to give parents written notice if 'controversial' subjects (such as evolution) are taught in class.

2009-05-26

Ruth Sunderland: Childless is not a synonym for weird

2009-04-17

The Susan Boyle effect doubles ticket sales of a Vancouver production of Les Miserables.

Octomom: 'Nadya Suleman, who has shown a knack for cashing in on her post-natal predicament, last Friday filed two applications with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office in a bid to commercially exploit her tabloid-bestowed nickname.'

2009-03-23

Fox News mocks the Canadian military.

2009-03-02

Nadya Suleman, possibly insane mother of 14, now has a web site so that other people can donate money and items to raise her children for her.

Dislike Gwyneth Paltrow's incredibly snobby web site, GOOP? Impossible! You just don't get it!

Rihanna proves she's a tool by taking back the POS who beat her unconscious.

2009-01-29

Jay Leno:

"Two million people attended the inauguration, compared to less than 500,000 when Bush was inaugurated four years ago. But that makes sense because four years ago, you know, people had jobs to go to."

"Every single TV network was covering the inauguration, except Fox. They're still doing the recount."

Jimmy Kimmel:

"I'm really going to miss him. Can't we find a position for him? Something where we still get to hear the stupid stuff, but he actually doesn't make any decisions? I mean, I'm all for change, but I have a show to do here every night."

"Obama has been very critical of the president. Fortunately, though, the president cannot read, so he didn't know about it."

"You know, I tell you something, it's silly to say that President Bush was the worst president of all time. We don't know that. All we can say is that he was the worst president so far, right?"

Texan road signs warn of zombies.

2009-01-20

Lily Allen: GWB (Fuck You Very Much)